1. Stookered
   Chuffed
2. Bingoed
   Cliffed

If you're chuffed, you are very pleased indeed. You may also be made up or stoked. An example of correct usage would be, "I got the letter telling me I got into my first choice university. I'm dead chuffed!"

1. Albion
   Logres
2. Blighty
   Precious pearl set in the silver sea

All four answers are indeed ways to refer to Britain, but only "Blighty" is slang. It is old-fashioned and should be used with care. Good usage might be, "Time to get on the plane back to Old Blighty!" Awkward usage would include, for example, "Brexiteers believe that Blighty should depart the European Union."

1. Binged
   Gobsmacked
2. Duffered
   Smeeched

Your "gob" is your mouth, a mostly Northern and Cockney term that has passed into more general usage. Thus, if you are "gobsmacked," you are speechless and unable to muster coherent words, as if you have been smacked in the mouth. A related entertaining term is "gobby," meaning an impertinent person who talks back to authority figures, as in, "The criminal was advised to remain silent but could not resist being a gobby twit."

1. Schnozz
   Butt
2. Drum and bass
   Noggin

Your bonce is your head! This slang word may be related to a game involving marbles, that was called bonce. It may also share the game's etymological history and be related to the word "bounce." Either way, it's a synonym for another slang word, "noggin."

1. Bell
   Clang
2. Ting
   Ding

Your mobile phone can make just about any sound you want it to make these days, and indeed, if you have a landline, even that probably makes a somewhat artificial "ring-ring" sound. However, earlier phones had a literal bell and clapper, and this caused "give you a ring" or "give you a bell" to become the standard slang for phoning someone.

1. Tiggler
   Wobbler
2. Plonker
   Clinker

"Plonker" is a very mild word, and can even be said with affection. For example, if someone is tripped by their own cat, causing them to drop a piece of food on a clean floor and it is still good to eat, they are a plonker. If they drop it down a storm drain that is full of drier lint because they were looking at their phone, a harsher word may be needed.

1. Stag night
   Rooster night
2. Cluck night
   Hen night

In the U.S., these parties are called a bachelor or bachelorette party. In the UK, a stag night is for the gents, and a hen night is for the ladies. This is because a stag is the male of its species (deer), while a hen is the female of its species (chicken). In theory, they could be called a rooster party and a doe party, but neither caught on.

1. Their brain
   The red lines
2. The path
   The plot

If you're reading or listening to a story and lose control of your faculties, you will be unable to track the sequence of events, and will thus literally "lose the plot." Hence, if you go mad in life generally, the British will rather unkindly describe you as having lost the plot.

1. Legged out
   Breathed out
2. Knackered
   Exhaled

When you take a farm animal to be slaughtered because it is too old or sick to be any use any more, the place you go to is called the knacker's yard. Hence, being knackered means you are so tired that you are essentially dead with exhaustion, or at least, you are no longer of any use to anyone.

1. Shambles
   Quagmire
2. Guff
   Sprog

If a walk in the park means something is very easy or was handled very well, its opposite might be a shambles. Just as shambling is not proper walking, a shambles is a situation that has been allowed to go completely to the dogs. For example, "They forgot to order any seating or food, and then the roof fell in, so the party was an utter shambles."

1. Trick question! Nothing!
   They are all people you can trust.
2. They are all places to dine.
   They are all money.

All of these are terms that mean various denominations of money, or simply cash itself. A fiver is a five-pound note, a tenner is a ten-pound note, and a quid is a single pound. Sausage is a more complex one — it hails from Cockney rhyming slang. "Sausage and mash" rhymes with cash, thus "sausage" means cash!

1. A very promiscuous man
   A nice little sausage
2. A nice big sausage
   Someone who drives to fast

In the U.S., a banger is an old, clapped-out car. However, in the UK, a banger is a particular category of sausage. Not all sausages are bangers, however. A banger is typically a nice big breakfast sausage, though it may be made of pork, lamb, chicken or beef. "Bangers and mash" (also known as "sausage and mash") is a very popular dish.

1. Fit
   In good shape
2. Strong
   Sculpted

If a man or woman is described as "fit," this means they are very attractive. A "fit" person in this sense need not necessarily be "fit in the athletic sense, as it is a purely aesthetic judgment on the viewer's part. Calling someone "fit" is very informal and probably not an appropriate description in a professional setting, but it is not demeaning and can be said to the person's face, as in, "I think you're well fit, would you like to go for a drink?"

1. Chipped (as in a plate or car)
   Arrested
2. Stolen
   All of the above

If your car has been nicked, it means the paint has been chipped. If a police officer says, "You're nicked!" then you have been arrested. If your car has disappeared, it has been nicked! This versatile word should be used wisely, as it is appropriate in a huge variety of situations.

1. Wooder
   Screamer
2. Nutter
   'Serker (as in berserker)

Are you totally nuts? If so, then as long as you are British, you could be correctly described as a nutter. This word is not particularly rude and may be spoken admiringly. For example, "You parachuted from 12,000 feet? You're a nutter!"

1. Tad
   Skosh
2. Nano
   Eensy weensy

A "tad" is a slightly fussy and very polite way to describe a small amount. For example, "How much cheese would you like on your pasta?" "Just a tad, please, it's already quite cheesy." The best use of this word is to express ludicrous levels of understatement, in order to prove just what a stiff upper lip you have. For example, "Goodness, you've been mugged. Are you upset?" "Just a tad."

1. Chonked
   Splatted
2. Garotted
   Gutted

When you feel as though you have been punched in the gut by terrible news, it's correct to say that you are "gutted." This is a slightly informal word and probably not appropriate in a formal report, but it will be universally understood.

1. This is lovely jubbly!
   This is blinders!
2. Awesome foursome!
   This is the dog's pajamas!

"Lovely jubbly" is arguably the term in British English that is most analogous to the Danish concept of "hygge." It means something that is very nice, in a specifically warm and safe way. It can describe something as small as the feeling you get when you take off a boot that has been chafing, or something as big as when you come inside from the freezing rain and wind, and someone offers you a pair of fluffy slippers, dry clothes, a cup of tea, and a sleepy puppy to snuggle.

1. Vacuum
   Sucker
2. Cleaner
   Hoover

"Hoover" may be a brand name, but in the UK, it has become a generic term, in the same way that "crap" used to be the name of toilet pioneer Thomas Crapper and now refers to, well, things that happen in toilets. Hoover is not actually the most popular brand of British vacuum cleaner, a crown held by Dyson, but it was the first; hence, it is the name that caught on.

1. Equipment
   A pet
2. A nap
   Friends

If you'd like to take a quick doze, the slang term "kip" is the correct way to describe it. The etymology here is slightly unclear, but it appears to hail from a 19th-century Irish slang word for a brothel, or possibly a Danish word for a hovel or hut. The way to say it is thus, "I'm knackered, I could go for a quick kip on the sofa."

1. Bloody
   B*****
2. Crikey
   Blimey

Crikey, blimey, and bloody all have holy connotations, as they are contractions of longer phrases that invoke Christ, God's blood, or our Lady (i.e., the Virgin Mary). They were shortened to create three rather PG-rated curses that can be used in almost all circumstances, but do consider avoiding them if you are in a church, as this is the polite choice!

1. You will enjoy some chocolate and thus feel a little bit of Puritan guilt.
   You're not totally sure what is in the snack.
2. You're already full but still eating
   You didn't pay for the chocolate.

Anything you want to do but probably shouldn't do is "cheeky" in British slang. Thus, a cheeky choccie means chocolate that is surplus to the amount of chocolate that you really ought to be consuming!

1. Trash
   Rubbish
2. Leftovers
   Discarded

Rubbish is the stuff that goes into the bin (that's a trashcan to Americans). It is also, however, a way of describing an experience, place, or idea that is so bad that it should be discarded as if it were literal rubbish. For example, "John says we should try to sell a five-wheeled car, but he's obviously talking rubbish."

1. Suss
   Dodgy
2. Off
   Tonkers

We made up one of these terms, but all of the others refer to a situation or a person that trigger's one's Spidey sense. "Suss" is short for suspicious; thus, correct usage for all three terms might look like this: "This dodgy bloke was looking in the window. The whole thing's seriously off, definitely a bit suss."

1. Dog's hocks
   Horse's flanks
2. Bee's knees
   Bear's hairs

Bees do have knees, but there isn't anything particularly unusual about them. It's possible that the term came about because bees' pollen sacs are on their knees, and thus, this is where you will find the sweetness. However, this is a slang term that simply must be taken on its merits. If something is absolutely great, it's the bee's knees!

1. Doss
   Faff
2. Digger
   Climb

A faff is anything that isn't worth the time, concentration or effort that it would require. For example, if someone asks you to clean the kitchen using a single tissue or attach wheels to a cucumber, this might be considered a faff. Also useful is the phrase, "Don't faff about," which means, "Stop wasting time/effort," but in the context of laziness or procrastination rather than a compulsory waste of time. Correct usage might be, "Stop faffing about with Fortnite and get in the car!"

1. Hooligan
   Fuzz
2. Chav
   Asbo

Calling someone a "chav" is akin to the American term "trailer trash," though "chav" is without any racial connotation and is applied to men and women irrespective of their ethnicity. It is a very rude word that conveys that you think the person is not just trashy, but also stupid, rude, uncouth, poor, ignorant and prone to violence. We do not recommend using it, as it can make the speaker sound like a snob.

1. Ciggy
   Cancer stick
2. Loosie
   Fag

While this is a very improper word to see in print if you are American, it is a perfectly acceptable slang word in the UK, which means a cigarette. This means that if you are British and have an American guest coming over at the same time as your smoker friend, you should warn them, lest they think your friend is a terrible homophobe. Similarly, never ever use this word in the U.S., as it is an abusive, homophobic slur that could seriously hurt someone's feelings.

1. Posho
   Toff
2. Bertie (as in Wooster)
   Snob

A toff is a posh person who probably went to any of half a dozen hyper-elite and exclusive boarding schools and may well have several surnames. They speak the Queen's English and are noted for being out of touch with the concerns of ordinary people. As you may have gathered, this is a derogatory term to call someone, and probably best to avoid in polite company!

1. Scarf
   Biff
2. Doss
   Flig

If you're just dossing around, then you are doing nothing — but importantly, you are doing nothing when you have nothing to do! Dossing is not the same as procrastinating. It may not be a productive use of time, but it's not necessarily bad. By association, if something is so easy that it felt like nothing at all, then it is a doss. For example, "Rowan is so good at programming, it makes fixing the computer a total doss."

1. Hooligans
   Fans
2. Thugs
   Bozos

This is a term of Irish origin and may come from a song about the thuggish and antisocial Hooligan family. It is most commonly seen in a commentary on the bad behaviour of football fans. For example, "The match was marred by violence when hooligans threw a chair onto the pitch."

1. They all mean a man.
   They all mean a woman.
2. They all mean a friend.
   Trick question! They have nothing in common.

There are many kinds of men in British slang, and it is important to know the nuances of the terminology. A chap is a posh fellow who is probably reasonably harmless and nice. A geezer might be a little bit of a criminal, but he's not going to hurt anyone who is on his side, and may simply be a regular working-class guy. A bloke is a generic man of indeterminate class background, who is probably a good egg unless the term is qualified by an adjective specifying that the bloke in question is bad news.

1. Chum
   Pal
2. Buddy
   Mate

"Pal" and "chum" are both British slang for a friend, but they are old-fashioned and will jar the modern ear. The term du jour is "mate," which is an all-purpose word that fits any level of formality, any class background, and both men and women. For example, "My best mate is a really class act, I was out of toilet paper, and she came over with more at midnight."

1. Coffee
   Water
2. Tea
   Anything hot

You might put other drinks in a cup, but they are not a "cuppa." This national favourite is the British go-to option in literally every situation. Injured? You should have a cup of tea to soothe your pain. Heartbroken? A cuppa will cheer you up. Your team just won the game? Time to celebrate! Let's put the kettle on!

1. It has been organized by category.
   It has been competently planned and handled.
2. It is finished, one way or another.
   It has been planned, but not executed yet.

"Sorted" is what you say when you have finished something to your satisfaction. You can't do a sloppy job then claim, "sorted," however — the term only applies to a job well done. For example, "I turned in my homework early and got an A! Sorted!"